house rx

normal's overrated... that's why i love house m.d. series.

and everyone knows that dr. house quips the most intelligent sardonic lines on tv. my favorites...


“i was never that great at math, but next to nothing is higher then nothing, right?”

“it’s a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. the only variable is about what.”

“patients sometimes get better. you have no idea why, but unless u give a reason they won’t pay you. anybody notice if there’s a full moon? let’s rule out the lunar god and go from there.“

“you can think I’m wrong but that’s no reason to quit thinking.”

“there is not a thin line between love and hate. There is – in fact – a great wall of china with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate.”

“i’m taking risks, sometimes patients die, but not taking risks causes more patients to die – so I guess my biggest problem is: I’ve been cursed with this ability to do the math.”

“right or wrong do exist. just because you don’t know what the rishgt answer is – maybe there’s even no way you could know what the right answer is – doesn’t make our answer right or even okay. it’s much simper than that. it’s just plain wrong.”

“If you talk to god, you’re religious. If god talks to you, you’re psychotic.”

“bros before hos, man.”

“dying people lie too. Wish they’d worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to d something, you do it. you don’t save it for a sound bite.”


and my ultimate favorite...

“arrogance has to be earned... tell me what you've done to earn yours?”